Today is the day to celebrate the gum. People, I love gum. Here are five reasons why:
* it tastes (mmm-mmm) so good.
* it helps me not be snacky when I so want to be snacky.
* it makes me minty fresh and far less offensive to the neighbors.
* bubbles! Bubbles! Bubbles!
* it rhymes with practically everything, so it makes for easy and convenient poetry. Try it. Come, have some. It’s gum, you bum. Remove your thumb and stick a stick of gum in the space it came from. Be a chum and write me a poem about gum.
