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August 27, 2012 by becca

So school’s back in session around here, and you know what that means? That’s right — hot breakfast every day. It’s one of precisely two ways in which I am awesome, maternally speaking.

This morning, we had waffles and cantaloupe.

Mmmmm. Google Images.

And as I plugged in the waffle makers (2, you know, because some of us likes ’em square, while others of us likes ’em round) I noticed, again, the orange sludge that gathers around the hinges. I know what it is. I just don’t know how to defeat it.

It’s the residue of Pam spray. Years of it. I’ve tried removing it with the following: Bleach spray, hot water on a washcloth, Clorox wipes, voodoo, and curse words. With the following results: Stink, ruined washcloths, sticky mess, guilt, and guilt(2).

How do I clean my waffle irons? See, the insides are great. But the outsides make me gag. Should I just chuck them and buy new ones?

I wish I were kidding, but this is what is concerning me today.

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(16) Comments for this blog

  1. August 27, 2012

    If you figure it out…let me know. I’m in the same boat. Yuck.

  2. August 27, 2012

    If you figure it out…let me know. I’m in the same boat. Yuck.

  3. August 27, 2012

    I use magic eraser. Whoever invented that little white pad deserves a medal. It works great.

  4. August 27, 2012

    I use magic eraser. Whoever invented that little white pad deserves a medal. It works great.

  5. OmaHeck
    August 27, 2012

    This won’t help your current situation, but when you have new stuff, instead of using Pam, get a pump for the olive oil (or vegetable oil, peanut oil, etc. you get the picture).

    It’s the propellant that makes the nasties on your cookware. If you air pump, there’s no propellant. Mrs. OmaHeck can recommend a great little pump, as I’m sure can Amazon.

  6. OmaHeck
    August 27, 2012

    This won’t help your current situation, but when you have new stuff, instead of using Pam, get a pump for the olive oil (or vegetable oil, peanut oil, etc. you get the picture).

    It’s the propellant that makes the nasties on your cookware. If you air pump, there’s no propellant. Mrs. OmaHeck can recommend a great little pump, as I’m sure can Amazon.

  7. Talana
    August 27, 2012

    I heat up white vinegar in my microwave. While it’s heating, add a bit of Dawn (yep, gotta be Dawn) to a clean, empty spray bottle. Then pour in the hot vinegar. Shake it up a bit, spray it on your hinges and let it sit for a minute. Then scrub scrub scrub with a toothbrush and wipe up.

  8. Talana
    August 27, 2012

    I heat up white vinegar in my microwave. While it’s heating, add a bit of Dawn (yep, gotta be Dawn) to a clean, empty spray bottle. Then pour in the hot vinegar. Shake it up a bit, spray it on your hinges and let it sit for a minute. Then scrub scrub scrub with a toothbrush and wipe up.

  9. August 27, 2012

    Can I tell you how happy I am you asked this question? Because it’s one I never thought to ask outloud but I suffer from the same malady. On my way to get Dawn and a spray bottle right now.

  10. August 27, 2012

    Can I tell you how happy I am you asked this question? Because it’s one I never thought to ask outloud but I suffer from the same malady. On my way to get Dawn and a spray bottle right now.

  11. August 28, 2012

    I wish I knew. I have the same problem. I think I’m going to try the vinegar thing. 😉

  12. August 28, 2012

    I wish I knew. I have the same problem. I think I’m going to try the vinegar thing. 😉

  13. August 28, 2012

    Oh, that magic eraser thing just might work.
    And hot breakfast for the kiddies? On a weekday? That is inspirational 🙂

  14. August 28, 2012

    Oh, that magic eraser thing just might work.
    And hot breakfast for the kiddies? On a weekday? That is inspirational 🙂

  15. August 28, 2012

    You SCORE with a circle of wise and sanitary friends!

  16. August 28, 2012

    You SCORE with a circle of wise and sanitary friends!

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