(Did I sound like my Grandma to you? Just checking.)
I’ve never had braces. My teeth are straightish on their own.
I’ve never been to Europe, yet somehow The Continent keeps running without me.
I’ve never taken voice lessons.
I’ve never ruined an entire load of white laundry by including a red sock or towel.
I’ve never eaten a Big Mac.
I’ve never enjoyed dusting.
I’ve never driven a motorcycle.
I’ve never operated a snowblower.
I’ve never burnt meat in a microwave.
I’ve never watched the Literal Video of “Total Eclipse of the Heart” without wetting myself. (Not actually wetting myself. Just nearly so.)
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What have you never done?
(6) Comments for this blog
I’m embarrassed to say I have eaten a Big Mac. Lots of them. But that’s because I worked at McDonald’s for an entire month as a teenager. Worst. Job. Ever.
I’ve never had braces either. I wanted them so bad, but the orthodontist told me I had about the most perfect set of teeth he’d ever seen. Dang it.
I’ve never been to Europe either, but I have been to Panama.
I’ve never bungee jumped or gone hang gliding (though I think that looks cool) and I’ve never been skying (that looks terrifying and foolish.)
And I’ve never been published. But we’ll just see about that one.
I’m embarrassed to say I have eaten a Big Mac. Lots of them. But that’s because I worked at McDonald’s for an entire month as a teenager. Worst. Job. Ever.
I’ve never had braces either. I wanted them so bad, but the orthodontist told me I had about the most perfect set of teeth he’d ever seen. Dang it.
I’ve never been to Europe either, but I have been to Panama.
I’ve never bungee jumped or gone hang gliding (though I think that looks cool) and I’ve never been skying (that looks terrifying and foolish.)
And I’ve never been published. But we’ll just see about that one.
You’ve never eaten a Big Mac (you’re not missing much). Let’s see, I’ve never colored my hair bright red before (but that would be kind of cool). 😉
You’ve never eaten a Big Mac (you’re not missing much). Let’s see, I’ve never colored my hair bright red before (but that would be kind of cool). 😉
Once, when I was pregnant, I ate two Big Macs in one sitting. Plus fries and a coke. Gross, I know.
I’ve never fed my kids anything from Taco Bell. Even though I used to eat really a lot of it in college.
Once, when I was pregnant, I ate two Big Macs in one sitting. Plus fries and a coke. Gross, I know.
I’ve never fed my kids anything from Taco Bell. Even though I used to eat really a lot of it in college.